Maldoror_Chant, Author

current high bid $50

Time to grab those blues and unload a clip into ’em. I write all genres, from romantic comedy to angst and violence, but always shot through with a little wry humor. Sometimes even a lot. I use words and imagery with all the gravitas of a kitten tackling a ball of yarn, ignoring the frequent Cease and Desist letters from the stodgier reaches of the English language. If that’s your jam, throw me ideas and watch me go!

Story Archive on A03

“If I can’t dance, it’s not my revolution!”—Emma Goldman

My minimum guaranteed word count is 2,000, and my opening bid price is $10.

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